Love is like

Love is like Docomo, do the New.


Mariage is idea
can change Ur life


Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows


But


Frienship is Airtel ek atut bandhan

How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
 
Boy : As old as me,
 
Man : How can that be?
 
Boy : He became father only when I was born?

If dentists make hindi movies

If dentists make hindi movies, what the names would be,

*Daant ho na ho
 
*Jaanam brush karo
 
*Aa ab clean karen
 
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
 
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!

TUM BADE HOKAR

TEACHER : TUM BADE HOKAR KYA KAROGE?
 
BOY : SHADI
 
TEACHER : NAHI, MERA MATLAB KYA BANOGE?
 
BOY : DULHA,
 
TEACHER : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KARNA CHAHTE HO?
 
BOY : DULHAN

WO TEEN WORDS

TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BATAO JO SABSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
 
STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA

TEACHER: SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.

I really loved

Boy : I really loved when you cry badly !

Girl : Why is it so, means you enjoy?

Boy: No because that's the only moment you hug me very tightly.

Bullet wala

Bullet wala scooty vali ko: kabhi bullet chalayi hai?

Scooty vali tez karke aage chali gayi.

Bullet vala fir barbar aa ke : kabhi bullet chalayi?

Agay ja ke bullet vale ka accident ho gya

Scooty vali: aaya maza?

Ladka- kamini tabhi to puch rha tha, agar chalayi hai to bata de break kaha hai.