Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts
I lost my dog
Man: I lost my dog.
Police: Put an advertisement in newspaper.
Man: Do not be silly. My Dog cannot read newspaper!
CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS
Police: Put an advertisement in newspaper.
Man: Do not be silly. My Dog cannot read newspaper!
CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS
I saw you on ROAD today
I saw you on ROAD today.
you were looking SO fine, Ur face SO divine, your walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
you were looking SO fine, Ur face SO divine, your walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Could u fax me ur photo
1) Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very important …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
2) God made man and then rested,
god made women and then no one rested.
3) Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
4) Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
hello....i am talking about OXYGEN
5) Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
6) The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??
7) What is wrong with your cell every time i call, a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey, plz contact zoo for detail.
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very important …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
2) God made man and then rested,
god made women and then no one rested.
3) Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
4) Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
hello....i am talking about OXYGEN
5) Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
6) The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??
7) What is wrong with your cell every time i call, a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey, plz contact zoo for detail.
DOG RULES
DOG RULES
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it's yours.
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it's yours.
dog’s tail
Doctor cut off my dog’s tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us &
I don’t want anything 2 make her think
she’s welcomed.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us &
I don’t want anything 2 make her think
she’s welcomed.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)