If dentists make hindi movies, what the names would be,
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!
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Showing posts with label bollywood. Show all posts
College and bollywood
1.college ------- yaadein
2.pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman
3.classes ------- kabhi kabhi
4.canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna
5.course -------- godzilla
6.exams -------- kalyug
7.examination hall---- chamber of secret
8.exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak
9. question paper --------- paheli
10.answer paper ---------- kora kagaz
11.cheating ---------- aksar/chupke chupke
12. paper out ---------- plan
13.examiner ------------- the killer
14.last exam ----------- independence day
15.paper correction --------- andha kanoon
16.marks ----------- assambhav
17.result ----------- murder
18.pass ------------ ajjoba/ chamatkar
19. fail ----------- devdas
20.supplementary ------- aakhri raasta
21.vacation ------------- waah life hoto aisi
2.pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman
3.classes ------- kabhi kabhi
4.canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna
5.course -------- godzilla
6.exams -------- kalyug
7.examination hall---- chamber of secret
8.exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak
9. question paper --------- paheli
10.answer paper ---------- kora kagaz
11.cheating ---------- aksar/chupke chupke
12. paper out ---------- plan
13.examiner ------------- the killer
14.last exam ----------- independence day
15.paper correction --------- andha kanoon
16.marks ----------- assambhav
17.result ----------- murder
18.pass ------------ ajjoba/ chamatkar
19. fail ----------- devdas
20.supplementary ------- aakhri raasta
21.vacation ------------- waah life hoto aisi
IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS
IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD, NAMES OF HIS FILMS MAYBE LIKE THIS
1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!
15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
16. Login Karo Sajana
17. Naukar PC Ka
18. 1942 -- A Bug Story
19. Kaho Na Virus Hai
20. Crash Se Crash Tak
21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
22. Password De Ke Dekho
23. Terminal Apna Login Paraya
1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!
15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
16. Login Karo Sajana
17. Naukar PC Ka
18. 1942 -- A Bug Story
19. Kaho Na Virus Hai
20. Crash Se Crash Tak
21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
22. Password De Ke Dekho
23. Terminal Apna Login Paraya
Funny Movie Cricket Climax
Bollywood:-
Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball......
bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man....
the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw,
ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram....
Shahruk wins the match.......
Tollywood:-
Cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power.....
the ball goes far away and umpires are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru wins the match.......
Kollywood:-
Rajni, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power......
the ball splits into "two" 1 half goes to SIX..... The other half goes to four......
Rajini wins the match......
Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball......
bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man....
the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw,
ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram....
Shahruk wins the match.......
Tollywood:-
Cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power.....
the ball goes far away and umpires are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru wins the match.......
Kollywood:-
Rajni, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power......
the ball splits into "two" 1 half goes to SIX..... The other half goes to four......
Rajini wins the match......
Computer Vs. Hindi Films
Computer Vs. Hindi Films:-
1) Pentium III & Pentium I -----Bade miyan Chhote miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
4) F1 - Guide.
5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6) Ctrl Alt Del - AkhriRastaa.
7) CrtlC CtrlV - Duplicate.
8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12) Server -Godfather.
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security -Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
20) Dumb Terminal - Anari.
21) Mouse - Jaanwar.
22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.
23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
24)Temporary file - Khote Sikkey.
25) Operator vs Computer - Mein khiladi Tu Anadi
1) Pentium III & Pentium I -----Bade miyan Chhote miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
4) F1 - Guide.
5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6) Ctrl Alt Del - AkhriRastaa.
7) CrtlC CtrlV - Duplicate.
8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12) Server -Godfather.
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security -Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
20) Dumb Terminal - Anari.
21) Mouse - Jaanwar.
22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.
23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
24)Temporary file - Khote Sikkey.
25) Operator vs Computer - Mein khiladi Tu Anadi
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