Math Multiplication Joke

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

OFFICE MATHS

Smart boss + smart employee = Profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = Production

Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime

ROMANCE MATHS

Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + dumb woman = Affair

Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy

Dad 5+5, how much?

Son: Dad 5+5, how much?

Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get a calculator