Facebook

What is the Depth of Facebook?

Teacher : Where is your homework?

Student : I Uploaded in Facebook , and tagged you

TUM BADE HOKAR

TEACHER : TUM BADE HOKAR KYA KAROGE?
 
BOY : SHADI
 
TEACHER : NAHI, MERA MATLAB KYA BANOGE?
 
BOY : DULHA,
 
TEACHER : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KARNA CHAHTE HO?
 
BOY : DULHAN

WO TEEN WORDS

TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BATAO JO SABSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
 
STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA

TEACHER: SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.

Similarity

Teacher: What is the similarity between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev ?

Student: All of them were born on Indian government holidays!

Longest Sentence

Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

Student: Life imprisonment!

BACHCHO KASAM KHAO

TEACHER : BACHCHO KASAM KHAO, KABHI SARAAB KO HAATH NAHI LAGAOGE, JUA NAHI KHELOGE, LADKI KE CHAKKAR ME NAHI FASOGE, AUR DESH KE LIYE APNI JAAN DE DOGE,

BACHCHE : KASAM KHATE HAI SIR, AISE JI KAR BHI KYA KARENGE !

A Girl comes late to class

A Girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl : One boy was following me,sir.
Teacher:So,What?
Girl : That boy was walking very slow.

Milk

Teacher: How can you delay milk turning sour?

Student: Keep it in the cow.

What happens to a boy

Teacher: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

Student: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

What do you call

TEACHER: Students........... what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

STUDENTS: A Teacher

Funny Answer

TEACHER: Pinky.... name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
PINKY: It is Me!

Math Multiplication Joke

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

Who discovered America ?

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

Exclamatory Sentence

Teacher: Three girls are walking in the road..........

What is the exclamatory for this sentence?




Student: WOW !


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Coolest Place

Geography Teacher: Which is the most coolest place on Earth?


Student: Refrigerator


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Chemical Formula For Water

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: HIJKLMNO.

Teacher: what are you talking about?

Student: Yesterday you said H to O


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Future Tense

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence to future tense.

Student: The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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helpful book

Teacher: Which book is the most helpful book in your life?

Student:My DAD'S Cheque book!