A boy tells his mother that he has seen a boy and a girl sitting at the top of the roof and kissing. His mother tells him that they are going to get married.
Then the boy asks his mother: When is dad going to marry the maid?
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what is the price of this dress?
1) Girl: what is the price of this dress?
Shopkeeper: only 5 kiss.
Girl: what about that dress?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: pack both of them, my dad will pay you the bill.
2) Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta : I don’t believe it! you r just saying that 2 make me jealous!”
3) guy1: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
guy2: Me too, after u leave
4) A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.
5) A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Shopkeeper: only 5 kiss.
Girl: what about that dress?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: pack both of them, my dad will pay you the bill.
2) Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta : I don’t believe it! you r just saying that 2 make me jealous!”
3) guy1: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
guy2: Me too, after u leave
4) A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.
5) A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Kiss is not like nokia
1) Kiss is not like nokia… Connecting people
Kiss is not like nike.. Just do it.
Kiss is not like pepsi.. Yeh dil maange more
But kiss is like pan parag.. Ek se mera kya hoga.
2) After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you
Know, i was a fool when i married you.”
The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love
And didn’t notice.”
3) Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad.
Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died.
Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call.
Mad: Hey police someone killed somebody.
Policeman: Are u mad.
Mad: Yes of course how do u know my name.
4) Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumar’s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
5) guy to doctor : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
guy : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
guy : ‘What problem?’
Kiss is not like nike.. Just do it.
Kiss is not like pepsi.. Yeh dil maange more
But kiss is like pan parag.. Ek se mera kya hoga.
2) After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you
Know, i was a fool when i married you.”
The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love
And didn’t notice.”
3) Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad.
Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died.
Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call.
Mad: Hey police someone killed somebody.
Policeman: Are u mad.
Mad: Yes of course how do u know my name.
4) Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumar’s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
5) guy to doctor : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
guy : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
guy : ‘What problem?’
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