Your place or mine?

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

There was this guy

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.

so early

Wife: Why are you home so early?

Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.