Husband and wife are like

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle.
If 1 tyre is punchered, the vehicle cannot move further.

MORAL:-Always keep extra tyre (Girl Friend)

Good Moral

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his Audience. He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and Applause began among the audience!!!

A week later, a top manager trained by the Motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke At home. He was very tight after drinking. He said loudly to His wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my Wife!"

The wife went; "ahhhh!" with shock and rage.

Trying to recall the second Half of the joke, the manager gone unconscious.

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed, badly wounded by the boxing gloves.

Moral of the story...
Do not Copy if you can't PASTE

A little bird was flying south for the winter

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell on the ground. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered that there is a bird under the pile of cow dung, and the cat dug the bird out and ate him.


Morals of the story
(1) Not everyone is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone is your friend.

Funny E-Mail Joke

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife. However he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address and without realizing this error, he sent the message. Meanwhile, Somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting message from her relatives and friends. After reading the first message she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which reads


To: My loving wife
Subject: I have just reached
Date: 13th October 2006

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I have just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

MORAL OF THE STORY:- Be careful while sending e-mails