A girl comes late to class

A girl comes late to class. .

Prof: why are you late? ?

Girl: sir, wo ik ladka mera pecha kar raha tha..........

Prof : to late kyu ho gayee???

Girl: kaminaa bohut slow aa raha tha...

lecture on Sun

Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju : No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher : Why?
Raju : My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!