Foreigner went to temple

Foreigner went to temple and saw people putting coin in box and praying.
foreigner:wow..How amazing! people are talking to God through coin phone without receiver.
GREAT INDIA.

rose

1) Red rose: luv
Yellow rose: friendship
White rose: peace
Which rose for u?
Nima rose: Tan ki durgandh dur kare, de taazgi.



2) I need you…
I love you…
I can’t go anywhere without you…
Oh my lovely…
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Shoes !



3) Q: Why do boys go to temples?

Ans: Bcoz temple is d only place wr u can find Pooja, Bhakti, Bhawana, Shradha, Aarti, Archna, Aaradhna, Laxmi, Jyoti…



4) I want u… To be with me in a nice restaurant
To have candle light dinner….
& To say say those sweet three words to u….
“Pay the bill”



5) Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now…..
sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain.

Scientists all over the world are wondering
how long a human being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them ur age…



6) Hi jan
Hello jan!

Wats up jan?
Missing you jan…

Dont get excited with the word of jan.
Because jan is the short form of janwar
Ha ha ha ha….