A man walking along a California beach

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of a sudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and a booming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want to".
The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".
The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know what they feel inside , what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
God took a deep breath and said, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THAT BRIDGE???"

One day God suddenly appeared

One day a man was blaming to God for his invisible character. God suddenly appeared to him and asked him to wish anything. The man was very happy and asked a bag full of money, a job and a vehicle full of girls.



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God made him a bus conductor of Special Ladies Bus...!

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One GOOD way

*One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY



*A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband made a wish and threw a coin in the well .


The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she fell into the well, and drowned.


The husband was stunned for a while and then smiled saying " It really works ! "