Feeling bored?

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip,
Take out your…
Book from your bag and study.
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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue…
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Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 would try it…

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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Ur’s faithfully,
“Heart Attack”

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If U need ADVICE,
MSG ME.
If U need a FRIEND,
CALL ME.
If U need HELP,
E-MAIL ME.
If U need MONEY,
The number U dialed is not in service,
Plz don’t try again.

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When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Always remember 3 things:
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

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Twinkle twinkle little star,
I just went to royal bar,
Whisky rates are up so high,
So drink beer with chicken fry.

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Ok
A white horse fell in the mud

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guy 1 : What are you doing?

guy 2 : Washing myself, of course

guy 1 : Without soap and water?

guy 2 : Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.

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My heart problem has reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.

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guy1 : There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.

guy2 : Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.

guy1 : I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.

guy2 : You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?

guy1 : In the pool.

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Teacher asks a Computer Student:

What are the 3 latest versions of java?

Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein tere dil,
kya jaan bhi naam tere kar Java o Java Java.

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Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai.

Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.

If your world

If your world is spinning Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
NO......its high B.P

When WORDS fail

When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…