Feeling bored?

Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip,
Take out your…
Book from your bag and study.
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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue…
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Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 would try it…

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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Ur’s faithfully,
“Heart Attack”

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If U need ADVICE,
MSG ME.
If U need a FRIEND,
CALL ME.
If U need HELP,
E-MAIL ME.
If U need MONEY,
The number U dialed is not in service,
Plz don’t try again.

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When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Always remember 3 things:
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

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Twinkle twinkle little star,
I just went to royal bar,
Whisky rates are up so high,
So drink beer with chicken fry.