What happens to a boy

Teacher: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

Student: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Dirty SMS

If you do not like dirty SMS don't read this......

A beautiful white dog fell in mud & got DIRTY!!!

ha ha ha......

You love someone

You love someone

You marry to someone else.

The one you marry becomes your wife or husband.

And the one you loved becomes the password of your E-Mail ID

CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS

Where are you?

Where are you? why you are not replying?
I m worried because in today's paper I read that due to thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if you are safe, SMS me immediately.

One day prince and princess

One day prince and princess decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached prince without any message. He angered and called princess. She told stupid "This was a missed call"

Troubled youth

Troubled youth: Father I have committed many sins recently.
I am addicted to read dirty sms on my mobile phone! Please help me.

Father: Don’t worry my son! Forward your all sins to my mobile and relax!