The NEWS Headlines In The Future May Be Like This

NEWS HEADLINES IN THE YEAR 3050:

*AN ARTIFICIAL SUN IS INVENTED BY ROBO 3820 OF SCIENTIST PETER CHUNG KUMAR OF AMERICAN- CHINESE-INDIAN-ORIGIN. THE ARTIFICIAL SUN WILL BE LAUNCHED IN THREE WEEKS TIME.

*A NEW DISEASE NAMED 'KUKU' FLU WAS FOUND IN MONKEYS LAST SPECIES OF ANIMALS LEFT ON EARTH.

*THE CONSTRUCTION OF FLYOVER BETWEEN EARTH AND MOON IS TEMPORARILY STOPPED DUE TO THE ALIEN STRIKES

*A NEW LAW IS PASSED BY INTERNATIONAL COURT FOR AIR TRAFFIC TO NOT USE MUSIC SYSTEMS WHILE DRIVING PERSONAL SPACE SHIPS.

*THE REASON FOR DEATH OF LEGENDARY POP SINGER MICHEAL JACKSON WAS DISCOVERED BUT NO ONE IS ALIVE TO BE PUNISHED.

*THIS YEARS OSCARS GOES TO MOVIE " THE ROBOT MILLIONAIRE ".

AND THAT'S ALL FOR NOW..........CONTROL YOUR WEATHER BY USING YOUR PERSONAL WEATHER PROOFS AND WEATHER CHANGING MACHINES. WE WILL MEET YOU ALL IN NEXT FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THEN.........KEEP WATCHING BLUE EARTH NEWS CHANNEL AND ANSWER QUESTIONS ASKED IN BETWEEN AND WIN A HOLIDAY TRIP TO THE PLANET JUPITER.


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The Bad NEWS

Surgeon: I have some bad news and some very bad news for you.

Patient: OK. Tell me the bad news first.

Surgeon: We received your test results from lab. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS.......! That's horrible.....! What's the very bad news?

Surgeon: I have been trying to reach and tell you this since yesterday.

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dance bar

The first topless dance bar of India opened in Mumbai in 1948.

Good News : It is still open

Bad News : The same girls are still dancing.

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