A Husband makes a Call

A Husband makes a Call to Hospital to enquire about his pregnant
wife. But accidentally the call went to a cricket stadium.

He asked what is the condition.

He died after what he heard.
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Guess What would be the reply ...........
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It is ...
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7 are already out.
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3 More will be out hopefully by lunch.
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and .........
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The first one was a DUCK.

Think well.........work well

Think well.........work well.......eat well........sleep well.........play well and throw your phone in the same well...........because your are not messaging me

Mother makes her son Intelligent

Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years,
but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 minutes



When I call you:
1 ring means - I’m missing u,
2 ring means - I like u,
3 ring means - I’m thinking of u,
4 ring means - I need u,
5 ring means - Idiot pick up the phone



Son: “Dad, are you getting taller?”
Dad: “No, why do you ask?”
Son: “Because your head is growing through your hair!”



Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.



Teacher: Ramu,what is far moon or Mumbai?
Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai.



Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean. What should we do to keep our heart clean?
Mona: I do not know. Probably we must eat the soap.