Desirable Things

All the desirable things in life are either illegal or expensive or fattening or married to someone else.

Could u fax me ur photo

1) Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very important …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.


2) God made man and then rested,
god made women and then no one rested.



3) Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.



4) Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
hello....i am talking about OXYGEN



5) Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.



6) The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??



7) What is wrong with your cell every time i call, a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey, plz contact zoo for detail.