How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
 
Boy : As old as me,
 
Man : How can that be?
 
Boy : He became father only when I was born?

I really loved

Boy : I really loved when you cry badly !

Girl : Why is it so, means you enjoy?

Boy: No because that's the only moment you hug me very tightly.

How a boy and girl withdraws cash from ATM?

How a BOY withdraws cash from an ATM?

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away

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How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM.?


1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

25. Drive on

ONE BOY AND TEN GIRLS

ONE BOY AND TEN GIRLS HANGING IN AN HELICOPTER BY ROPE. THE PILOT SAID OVER LOAD ONE MUST LEAVE.

THE BOY SAID I WILL SACRIFICE...

ALL GIRLS COULD NOT CONTROL THERE EMOTIONS SO THEY CLAPPED..

BEST PROPOSAL BY A GIRL TO A BOY

Hey........I forgot my surname.

Will you let me to use yours!

A boy tells

A boy tells his mother that he has seen a boy and a girl sitting at the top of the roof and kissing. His mother tells him that they are going to get married.

Then the boy asks his mother: When is dad going to marry the maid?

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Recording

boy 1: what R U doing?

boy 2: Recording this baby's voice.

boy 1: Why?

boy 2: When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

two guys were fighting after exam

1) two guys were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
guy1: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
guy1: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.



2) Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks
Student: I will score 100 % marks
Teacher: do not joke?
Student : who started it first?



3) Pledge Of Boys:
India is my nation,
girls r my destination,
dating
is my occupation,
flirting is my profession,
what the hell is this education?



4) One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
the school.”



5) An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.



6) Dear God,

Thank u for making me healthy.
Can u also make me sexy?
If u can’t make me sexy,
plz make all my friends fat and ugly.

I hate to see

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes.