Love is like Docomo, do the New.
Mariage is idea
can change Ur life
Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows
But
Frienship is Airtel ek atut bandhan
Showing posts with label friends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label friends. Show all posts
Two drunks
Two drunks home after a long nite in a club.
One goes over to the mirror and looks into it, and says: "I've seen that face before". The other guy pushes him aside, takes a look in the mirror and laughs.
He says: "of course you have you idiot, it's mine".
One goes over to the mirror and looks into it, and says: "I've seen that face before". The other guy pushes him aside, takes a look in the mirror and laughs.
He says: "of course you have you idiot, it's mine".
A MAN TOLD HIS FRIEND
A MAN TOLD HIS FRIEND: YAAR DEKH WOH LADKI MUJE HASKAR DEKH RAHI HAI.......
FRIEND REPLIED: OYE THIK SE DEKH WOH TUJE HAS KAR DEKH RAHI HAI YA TUJE DEKH KAR HAS RAHI HAI.........
FRIEND REPLIED: OYE THIK SE DEKH WOH TUJE HAS KAR DEKH RAHI HAI YA TUJE DEKH KAR HAS RAHI HAI.........
A man was invited
A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house.
Every time the host needed something,
he preceded his request to his wife by calling her
"My Love",
"Darling",
"Sweetheart",
etc.,
etc.
His friend looked at him and said,
"That's really nice after all of these years
you've been married to keep saying those
little pet names."
The host said,
"Well, honestly,
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
I've forgotten her name."
Every time the host needed something,
he preceded his request to his wife by calling her
"My Love",
"Darling",
"Sweetheart",
etc.,
etc.
His friend looked at him and said,
"That's really nice after all of these years
you've been married to keep saying those
little pet names."
The host said,
"Well, honestly,
"
"
"
"
"
"
"
I've forgotten her name."
This joke is for those who do not meet friends due to work
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called as Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else Via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your friends completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two Good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. If you are overloaded, then please do the complete ANTIWORK scanning and quarantine the WORK
This virus is called as Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else Via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your friends completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two Good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. If you are overloaded, then please do the complete ANTIWORK scanning and quarantine the WORK
I thought that this would be a fun
Hey, I thought that this would be a fun way to get to know someone so you have to fill this out and send it back to me
o.k. this out.
FULL NAME IN ENGLISH:
FULL NAME IN YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE:
AGE:
bLOOD TYPE:
hEIGHT:
WEIGHT:
BIRTHDATE:
FAVORITE QUOTE:
LOCATION:
EYE COLOR:
HAIR COLOR:
FAVORITE COLOR:
FAVORITE RELATIVE:
WHAT COLLEGE DO YOU WANT TO ATTEND:
FAVORITE PERSON TO SHOP WITH:
GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS:
GIRLS, WITH OR WITHOUT NAILPOLISH:
FAVORITE DRINK IN THE FRIDGE:
FAVORITE MOVIE:
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD:
WHAT'S ON YOUR SCREEN SAVER:
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF HOT OR CUTE:
DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF:
FAVORITE ONLINE BUDDIES:
FAVORITE GAME:
FAVORITE SMELL:
SCARIEST PERSON DRINKS, WITH OR WITHOUT ICE CUBES:
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
FAVORITE THING TO DO ON WEEKEND:
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOUSELF IN TEN YEARS:
FIRST THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING:
TEACHERS-FRIENDS OR ENEMIES:
DO YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE AND PAGER:
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS:
ROLLERCOASTERS-DEADLY OR EXCITING:
PEN OR PENCIL:
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE ANSWERING THE PHONE:
COOLEST THING ABOUT YOUR HOME:
FUTURE SON NAME:
DAUGHTER NAME:
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY THE MOST:
DO YOU LIKE CAKE:
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE:
GIRLS-CURLY OR STRAIGHT HAIR:
GUYS-HAIR OR NO HAIR:
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL:
THUNDERSTORMS-COOL OR SCARY:
FAVORITE BANDS:
FAVORITE SONG:
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN THE FUTURE:
MOST EMBARRASSING CD IN YOUR COLLECTION:
MOST MEMORABLE BUMPER STICKER:
CLASS YOU LOVE THE MOST IN SCHOOL:
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME:
ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF:
NUMBER OF TIMES YOU SAW TITANIC:
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THE THEATERS:
WHAT MOVIE MADE YOU CRY:
WHAT COLOR COMFORTER DO YOU HAVE:
HOW MANY CD's IN YOUR COLLECTION:
WHEN IS YOUR VACATION:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ABROAD, WHERE:
FAVORITE TOY:
SEAFOOD?:
COFFEE DRINKER:
TEA DRINKER:
WHO'S YOUR CRUSH:
SHOWER AT NIGHT OR MORNING:
WHAT MOVIE HAVE YOU WATCHED THE MOST TIMES:
WHAT IS THE MOST ROMANTIC SONG:
GUYS WITH MUSCLES- ATTRACTIVE OR NOT:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE:
DO YOU SMOKE?:
DO YOU LIKE ALCOHOL:
WHAT'S YOUR DREAM:
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL TYPE:
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS:
HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK:
WHAT'S YOUR NATIVE TONGUE:
WHAT'S YOUR RELIGION:
Do you have much hair on your chest:
IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN, WILL YOU RAISE THEM AS YOU WERE RAISED?
WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY RIGHT NOW?
WHAT KIND OF CAR WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRIVE:
DO YOU THINK KOREA WILL UNIFY PEACEFULLY:
WHAT IS YOUR BUSIEST DAY OF THE WEEK? WHY:
DO YOU GO TO SLEEP AT THE SAME TIME EVERY NIGHT, WHAT TIME DO YOU USUALLY GO TO SLEEP:
WHEN DO YOU PLAN TO GET MARRIED:
WHEN YOU MAKE A DATE, DO YOU USUALLY GET THERE ON TIME:
WHAT TIME DO YOU USUALLY EAT DINNER. DO YOU EVER SKIP MEALS:
WHAT WAS THE BEST GIFT YOU EVER GOT:
DID YOU EVER KISS A GIRL/BOY:
o.k. this out.
FULL NAME IN ENGLISH:
FULL NAME IN YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE:
AGE:
bLOOD TYPE:
hEIGHT:
WEIGHT:
BIRTHDATE:
FAVORITE QUOTE:
LOCATION:
EYE COLOR:
HAIR COLOR:
FAVORITE COLOR:
FAVORITE RELATIVE:
WHAT COLLEGE DO YOU WANT TO ATTEND:
FAVORITE PERSON TO SHOP WITH:
GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS:
GIRLS, WITH OR WITHOUT NAILPOLISH:
FAVORITE DRINK IN THE FRIDGE:
FAVORITE MOVIE:
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD:
WHAT'S ON YOUR SCREEN SAVER:
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF HOT OR CUTE:
DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF:
FAVORITE ONLINE BUDDIES:
FAVORITE GAME:
FAVORITE SMELL:
SCARIEST PERSON DRINKS, WITH OR WITHOUT ICE CUBES:
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
FAVORITE THING TO DO ON WEEKEND:
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOUSELF IN TEN YEARS:
FIRST THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING:
TEACHERS-FRIENDS OR ENEMIES:
DO YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE AND PAGER:
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS:
ROLLERCOASTERS-DEADLY OR EXCITING:
PEN OR PENCIL:
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE ANSWERING THE PHONE:
COOLEST THING ABOUT YOUR HOME:
FUTURE SON NAME:
DAUGHTER NAME:
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY THE MOST:
DO YOU LIKE CAKE:
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE:
GIRLS-CURLY OR STRAIGHT HAIR:
GUYS-HAIR OR NO HAIR:
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL:
THUNDERSTORMS-COOL OR SCARY:
FAVORITE BANDS:
FAVORITE SONG:
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN THE FUTURE:
MOST EMBARRASSING CD IN YOUR COLLECTION:
MOST MEMORABLE BUMPER STICKER:
CLASS YOU LOVE THE MOST IN SCHOOL:
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME:
ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF:
NUMBER OF TIMES YOU SAW TITANIC:
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THE THEATERS:
WHAT MOVIE MADE YOU CRY:
WHAT COLOR COMFORTER DO YOU HAVE:
HOW MANY CD's IN YOUR COLLECTION:
WHEN IS YOUR VACATION:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ABROAD, WHERE:
FAVORITE TOY:
SEAFOOD?:
COFFEE DRINKER:
TEA DRINKER:
WHO'S YOUR CRUSH:
SHOWER AT NIGHT OR MORNING:
WHAT MOVIE HAVE YOU WATCHED THE MOST TIMES:
WHAT IS THE MOST ROMANTIC SONG:
GUYS WITH MUSCLES- ATTRACTIVE OR NOT:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE:
DO YOU SMOKE?:
DO YOU LIKE ALCOHOL:
WHAT'S YOUR DREAM:
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL TYPE:
DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS:
HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK:
WHAT'S YOUR NATIVE TONGUE:
WHAT'S YOUR RELIGION:
Do you have much hair on your chest:
IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN, WILL YOU RAISE THEM AS YOU WERE RAISED?
WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY RIGHT NOW?
WHAT KIND OF CAR WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRIVE:
DO YOU THINK KOREA WILL UNIFY PEACEFULLY:
WHAT IS YOUR BUSIEST DAY OF THE WEEK? WHY:
DO YOU GO TO SLEEP AT THE SAME TIME EVERY NIGHT, WHAT TIME DO YOU USUALLY GO TO SLEEP:
WHEN DO YOU PLAN TO GET MARRIED:
WHEN YOU MAKE A DATE, DO YOU USUALLY GET THERE ON TIME:
WHAT TIME DO YOU USUALLY EAT DINNER. DO YOU EVER SKIP MEALS:
WHAT WAS THE BEST GIFT YOU EVER GOT:
DID YOU EVER KISS A GIRL/BOY:
Another MOON
1) Another MOON ? ………..Possible
Another SUN ? …………..Possible
Another SKY ? …………….Possible
Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible
‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice
2) Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
3) Ur smile can be compared with Flowers,
Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo,
Ur innocence can b compared with a baby,
but in foolishness… You’ve got no comparisons
4) Someday u may lose ur hair ..
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind ..
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks ..
coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
5) When u feel sad …
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say …
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness …
But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
6) When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you…
Why should only i suffer!
Another SUN ? …………..Possible
Another SKY ? …………….Possible
Another Friend Like U ? ………Impossible
‘coz GOD can’t make the same MISTAKE twice
2) Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
3) Ur smile can be compared with Flowers,
Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo,
Ur innocence can b compared with a baby,
but in foolishness… You’ve got no comparisons
4) Someday u may lose ur hair ..
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind ..
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks ..
coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
5) When u feel sad …
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say …
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness …
But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
6) When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you…
Why should only i suffer!
Kiss is not like nokia
1) Kiss is not like nokia… Connecting people
Kiss is not like nike.. Just do it.
Kiss is not like pepsi.. Yeh dil maange more
But kiss is like pan parag.. Ek se mera kya hoga.
2) After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you
Know, i was a fool when i married you.”
The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love
And didn’t notice.”
3) Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad.
Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died.
Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call.
Mad: Hey police someone killed somebody.
Policeman: Are u mad.
Mad: Yes of course how do u know my name.
4) Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumar’s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
5) guy to doctor : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
guy : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
guy : ‘What problem?’
Kiss is not like nike.. Just do it.
Kiss is not like pepsi.. Yeh dil maange more
But kiss is like pan parag.. Ek se mera kya hoga.
2) After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you
Know, i was a fool when i married you.”
The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love
And didn’t notice.”
3) Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad.
Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died.
Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call.
Mad: Hey police someone killed somebody.
Policeman: Are u mad.
Mad: Yes of course how do u know my name.
4) Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumar’s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
5) guy to doctor : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
guy : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
guy : ‘What problem?’
Fill in the blank
Fill in the blank...I am your .....friend
a) Cute b) Sweet c) Loving d)Boy/Girl e)Best of all Reply is a must...
a) Cute b) Sweet c) Loving d)Boy/Girl e)Best of all Reply is a must...
When i open my eyes
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
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