Showing posts with label sleep. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sleep. Show all posts

Why are U so lazy?

Wife : Why are you so lazy?

Husband: because I cannot sleep properly in tonight.

Wife : Why???

Husband : I was with you in my dream!

In the morning

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you,
At noon I do not eat because I think of you,
In the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
At night I do not sleep because I am hungry.