Showing posts with label accident. Show all posts
Showing posts with label accident. Show all posts
If time doesn't wait
*If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
*Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside.
So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
*He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said , he who never lived, cannot die!
*A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
*Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
*All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
*10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
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Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
*Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside.
So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
*He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said , he who never lived, cannot die!
*A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
*Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
*All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
*10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
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two doctors looking at an Egyptian mummy
two doctors looking at an Egyptian mummy.
Doctor1:Look so many bandages, this is absolutely a truck accident case.
Doctor2: truck number is also written, BC-1760!!
Doctor1:Look so many bandages, this is absolutely a truck accident case.
Doctor2: truck number is also written, BC-1760!!
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