Baal

Ma: Tu Apne Baal kyun nahi katwata?

Beta: Yo Mom... it's fashion.

Ma: Wo to thik he par Log Teri Behen k liye ate he aur Tujhe   Pasand kar jate he...

Condom

Beta:  papa condom kya hota hai?


Papa: chal bhag mujhe nahi pata.


Beta: tabhi to hum 8 bhai-bahen hain!

Shadi Ke din

Baap : beta shadi ke din sasural walay
ghadi dein to tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein to tu car mang lena,
dukan dien to tu ghar...

Beta: Daddy ladki dein to uski maa mang lun ?

Boy asked his dad

Boy asked his dad for a bike...

Dad : why did God give you two legs ?

Boy : one to change gear and other to apply break......!

papa jaldi meri

son- papa jaldi meri shadi kara do ni to mai dadi se shadi kar lunga.
papa- oye tu meri maa se shadi kyo karenga??
son- kyon,apne b to meri maa se shadi ki hai....

I have the perfect son

man 1: I have the perfect son.
man 2: Does he smoke?
man 1: No, he doesn't.
man 2: Does he drink whiskey?
man1: No, he doesn't.
man 2: Does he ever come home late?
man1: No, he doesn't.
man 2: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
man 1: He will be six months old next Wednesday

Gay Joke

SON: "Dad,there's a kid in school that calls me gay"?
DAD: "Well, go and punch him"?
SON: "No way. He's so cute

UKG Boy

UKG son to his mom : I am not going to school anymore

Mom: why?

Son: I am going to do work

Mom: What work you do after studying just UKG ?

Son: I will take tuition for LKG girls

How many questions

Dad: How many questions they asked in the test?

Son: Five

Dad: How many of them that you could not solve?

Son: First 3 and last 2.


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Dad 5+5, how much?

Son: Dad 5+5, how much?

Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get a calculator