Congratulate

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!

Reaction of girls when they loose their purse

Reaction of girls when they loose their purse:

Poor girls: My money!

Rich girls: My debit card!

Beautiful girl: O shit! my new lipstick

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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means: Without Information Fighting Every time!
Wife says: No, It means With Idiot forever.

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Q: When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
A: On their Wedding !

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Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!

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Q: Why doesn’t the law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence !

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Why do couples

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins