cute secretry

Cute secretary came angrily out of Boss cabin.

COLLEAGUE:- what happend?

SHE:- He asked are you free tonight?
I said yes and rascal gave me 50 pages to type.

OFFICE MATHS

Smart boss + smart employee = Profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = Production

Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime

so early

Wife: Why are you home so early?

Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.