1) What are you doing?
Ans : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) What are you doing in Business?
Ans : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
3) From where are you getting Goods?
Ans : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX & CUSTOM DUTY
4) What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
5) Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Do you have Staff?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
8) Doing business in Millions?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
9) Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX
10) Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX
11) Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX
12) Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX
13) How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX
14) Do you have any Wealth?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX
15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX
16) Have you purchased House?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE
17) How you Travel?
Ans : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE
18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY
20) Man : can I die now?
Ans : wait we are about to launch the funeral tax
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Student: "Father in law"
Student: "Father in law"
A man was dying of cancer
1) A man was dying of cancer:
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”
2) Chinese was in the hospital, a guy went to meet him.
Chinese said: “CHING CHONG CHU CHU” & died.
Guy went to China to know the meaning, it was - IDIOT, REMOVE UR FOOT FROM MY OXYGEN PIPE.
3) If engineers start making films, the names will be:
Current ho na ho,
Aa ab B.Tech karen,
Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C,
Hamari IC aapke pas hai,
Fuse lagaya to darna kya,
Engineer no.1,
Engineering koi khel nahi,
Input wale output le jayenge,
Maine engineering kyu kiya!!
4) No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”
2) Chinese was in the hospital, a guy went to meet him.
Chinese said: “CHING CHONG CHU CHU” & died.
Guy went to China to know the meaning, it was - IDIOT, REMOVE UR FOOT FROM MY OXYGEN PIPE.
3) If engineers start making films, the names will be:
Current ho na ho,
Aa ab B.Tech karen,
Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C,
Hamari IC aapke pas hai,
Fuse lagaya to darna kya,
Engineer no.1,
Engineering koi khel nahi,
Input wale output le jayenge,
Maine engineering kyu kiya!!
4) No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
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