Funny Guy in The Room

Lecture To Student

Lecture Was Going On.. ...Suddenly A Boy Went Out Of The Class.. . . 

Lecturer:"Ye Bahar Kyu Chala Gaya.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . 

His Friend:"Sir Usko Neend Mein Chalne Ki Aadat Hai...

What Is Another Painful Sentence

What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than
'I Hate You'

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I finished studying for the exam,U Finished?

Hurts A Lot.

Facebook

What is the Depth of Facebook?

Teacher : Where is your homework?

Student : I Uploaded in Facebook , and tagged you

A management student

A management student hugs a girl.. 

Girl: what non sense this?
 
Boy:  this is direct marketing. 

Girl slaps the boy

Boy: what is this?

Girl: This is customer feed back!

TUM BADE HOKAR

TEACHER : TUM BADE HOKAR KYA KAROGE?
 
BOY : SHADI
 
TEACHER : NAHI, MERA MATLAB KYA BANOGE?
 
BOY : DULHA,
 
TEACHER : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KARNA CHAHTE HO?
 
BOY : DULHAN

WO TEEN WORDS

TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BATAO JO SABSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
 
STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA

TEACHER: SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.

Similarity

Teacher: What is the similarity between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev ?

Student: All of them were born on Indian government holidays!

Longest Sentence

Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

Student: Life imprisonment!

A girl comes late to class

A girl comes late to class. .

Prof: why are you late? ?

Girl: sir, wo ik ladka mera pecha kar raha tha..........

Prof : to late kyu ho gayee???

Girl: kaminaa bohut slow aa raha tha...

BACHCHO KASAM KHAO

TEACHER : BACHCHO KASAM KHAO, KABHI SARAAB KO HAATH NAHI LAGAOGE, JUA NAHI KHELOGE, LADKI KE CHAKKAR ME NAHI FASOGE, AUR DESH KE LIYE APNI JAAN DE DOGE,

BACHCHE : KASAM KHATE HAI SIR, AISE JI KAR BHI KYA KARENGE !

A Girl comes late to class

A Girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl : One boy was following me,sir.
Teacher:So,What?
Girl : That boy was walking very slow.

Milk

Teacher: How can you delay milk turning sour?

Student: Keep it in the cow.

What happens to a boy

Teacher: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

Student: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

What do you call

TEACHER: Students........... what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

STUDENTS: A Teacher

Funny Answer

TEACHER: Pinky.... name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
PINKY: It is Me!

Math Multiplication Joke

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

Who discovered America ?

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

What three words

Professor : What three words are the most used by college students?

Student : I don't know.

Professor : Absolutely correct.

Three students did not prepare for a test

Three students did not prepare for a test.They made a plan. They went to the principal next morning and said, "Sir, we had gone for a wedding and our car tyre bursted. So we had to push all the way could not study." The college principal agrees and gives them five days time. After five days all the three students were seated in "different rooms" and the question paper consisted of only 1 question.......

WHICH TYRE WAS BURSTED ?

1.Front right

2.Front left

3.Back right

4.Back left