Baal

Ma: Tu Apne Baal kyun nahi katwata?

Beta: Yo Mom... it's fashion.

Ma: Wo to thik he par Log Teri Behen k liye ate he aur Tujhe   Pasand kar jate he...

MUM

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call your Mother's younger sister and elder sister?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

UKG Boy

UKG son to his mom : I am not going to school anymore

Mom: why?

Son: I am going to do work

Mom: What work you do after studying just UKG ?

Son: I will take tuition for LKG girls