Baal

Ma: Tu Apne Baal kyun nahi katwata?

Beta: Yo Mom... it's fashion.

Ma: Wo to thik he par Log Teri Behen k liye ate he aur Tujhe   Pasand kar jate he...

If dentists make hindi movies

If dentists make hindi movies, what the names would be,

*Daant ho na ho
 
*Jaanam brush karo
 
*Aa ab clean karen
 
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
 
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!

TUM BADE HOKAR

TEACHER : TUM BADE HOKAR KYA KAROGE?
 
BOY : SHADI
 
TEACHER : NAHI, MERA MATLAB KYA BANOGE?
 
BOY : DULHA,
 
TEACHER : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KARNA CHAHTE HO?
 
BOY : DULHAN

WO TEEN WORDS

TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BATAO JO SABSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
 
STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA

TEACHER: SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.

Bullet wala

Bullet wala scooty vali ko: kabhi bullet chalayi hai?

Scooty vali tez karke aage chali gayi.

Bullet vala fir barbar aa ke : kabhi bullet chalayi?

Agay ja ke bullet vale ka accident ho gya

Scooty vali: aaya maza?

Ladka- kamini tabhi to puch rha tha, agar chalayi hai to bata de break kaha hai.

Paani

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Shadi Ke din

Baap : beta shadi ke din sasural walay
ghadi dein to tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein to tu car mang lena,
dukan dien to tu ghar...

Beta: Daddy ladki dein to uski maa mang lun ?

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:

Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.

Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa - Aag lage is college main.

Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:

Maa - Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna

Papa - Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR

Maa - Naukri hee kharab thee

Papa - Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


BIRTHDAY PAR

Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.

Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


SHAADI PAR

Maa - Sadaa Sukhi Raho

Papa - Khush Raho

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


BACHHA HONE PAR

Maa - Bilkul mere bete par gaya / gayi hai

Papa - Khush Raho

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:

Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.

Papa - Mard ban.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


MORAL OF THE STORY:

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte...

Har koi

Har koi muskaan mange aapse, har phool khushbo mange aapse. Bhagwan kare ki aapki zindagi mein itni roshni ho, ki bijli gharwale bhi connection mange aapse.

Pappu ki ladai apne uncle se hui, uncle ne pappu ko bahut mara.....

pappu gussa hote hua kabrastan gaya, wahan ek ped se apne uncle ki photo ek daal par latka di


aur niche likha





"COMMING SOON"

BACHCHO KASAM KHAO

TEACHER : BACHCHO KASAM KHAO, KABHI SARAAB KO HAATH NAHI LAGAOGE, JUA NAHI KHELOGE, LADKI KE CHAKKAR ME NAHI FASOGE, AUR DESH KE LIYE APNI JAAN DE DOGE,

BACHCHE : KASAM KHATE HAI SIR, AISE JI KAR BHI KYA KARENGE !

papa jaldi meri

son- papa jaldi meri shadi kara do ni to mai dadi se shadi kar lunga.
papa- oye tu meri maa se shadi kyo karenga??
son- kyon,apne b to meri maa se shadi ki hai....