Showing posts with label dance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dance. Show all posts
dance bar
The first topless dance bar of India opened in Mumbai in 1948.
Good News : It is still open
Bad News : The same girls are still dancing.
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Good News : It is still open
Bad News : The same girls are still dancing.
CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS
A teacher asked his class
1) A teacher asked his class to give example of coincidence.
There was silence for a few seconds.
Then a small boy said “My father and mother were married on the same day.”
2) Bachelor is like Airtel- Aise azadi aur kahan.
After married Reliance- Apni duniya biwi ki mutthi me.
After child Hutch- Wherever u go network follows.
3) A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
4) guy1: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?
guy2: Yes, Its Post office.
5) An old man needed vitamins for grandson.
old man: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir which one, vitamin A, B or C?
old man: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!
6) He was searching high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: What are you searching?
He: “Hidden cameras”
She: And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?
He: Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying,
You are watching the star world channel. “How can he know what I am watching?”
There was silence for a few seconds.
Then a small boy said “My father and mother were married on the same day.”
2) Bachelor is like Airtel- Aise azadi aur kahan.
After married Reliance- Apni duniya biwi ki mutthi me.
After child Hutch- Wherever u go network follows.
3) A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.
His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
4) guy1: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?
guy2: Yes, Its Post office.
5) An old man needed vitamins for grandson.
old man: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir which one, vitamin A, B or C?
old man: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!
6) He was searching high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: What are you searching?
He: “Hidden cameras”
She: And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?
He: Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on television saying,
You are watching the star world channel. “How can he know what I am watching?”
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