rose

1) Red rose: luv
Yellow rose: friendship
White rose: peace
Which rose for u?
Nima rose: Tan ki durgandh dur kare, de taazgi.



2) I need you…
I love you…
I can’t go anywhere without you…
Oh my lovely…
…
…
…
…
…
Shoes !



3) Q: Why do boys go to temples?

Ans: Bcoz temple is d only place wr u can find Pooja, Bhakti, Bhawana, Shradha, Aarti, Archna, Aaradhna, Laxmi, Jyoti…



4) I want u… To be with me in a nice restaurant
To have candle light dinner….
& To say say those sweet three words to u….
“Pay the bill”



5) Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now…..
sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain.

Scientists all over the world are wondering
how long a human being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them ur age…



6) Hi jan
Hello jan!

Wats up jan?
Missing you jan…

Dont get excited with the word of jan.
Because jan is the short form of janwar
Ha ha ha ha….

Heated gold becomes ornament

1) Heated gold becomes ornament,
Beated copper becomes wire,
Depleted stone becomes statue,
Tortured students become… Engineers!



2) I would love
to take u for dinner,
Make u sit beside the candle,
Shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words
in your ear…
“Pay the bill”



3) When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.



4) Its funny when people discuss over
Love marriage and arranged marriage
It is like asking a person if he would
Like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.



5) guy in an interview to interview person: Do you know english?
guy: Yes
interview person: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of naag panchami?
guy: So simple sir… Naag do not punch me.