Dehydration

Q. What is height of De-hydration?

A. A cow giving milk powder.

Suicide

Q. What is height of Suicide?

A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

Honesty

Q. What is height of Honesty?

A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

forgetfulness

Q. What is height of Forgetfulness?

A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

Crazy

Q. What is height of Craziness?

A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed

Secrecy

Q. What is height of Secrecy?

A. Offering blank visiting cards.

Fashion

1. What is height of Fashion?

A. Dhoti with a zip .

what is the height of

what is the height of active laziness?

ans:-asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk