What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than
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I finished studying for the exam,U Finished?
Hurts A Lot.
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Showing posts with label exam. Show all posts
Three students did not prepare for a test
Three students did not prepare for a test.They made a plan. They went to the principal next morning and said, "Sir, we had gone for a wedding and our car tyre bursted. So we had to push all the way could not study." The college principal agrees and gives them five days time. After five days all the three students were seated in "different rooms" and the question paper consisted of only 1 question.......
WHICH TYRE WAS BURSTED ?
1.Front right
2.Front left
3.Back right
4.Back left
WHICH TYRE WAS BURSTED ?
1.Front right
2.Front left
3.Back right
4.Back left
two guys were fighting after exam
1) two guys were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
guy1: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
guy1: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
2) Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks
Student: I will score 100 % marks
Teacher: do not joke?
Student : who started it first?
3) Pledge Of Boys:
India is my nation,
girls r my destination,
dating
is my occupation,
flirting is my profession,
what the hell is this education?
4) One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
the school.”
5) An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
6) Dear God,
Thank u for making me healthy.
Can u also make me sexy?
If u can’t make me sexy,
plz make all my friends fat and ugly.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
guy1: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
guy1: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
2) Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks
Student: I will score 100 % marks
Teacher: do not joke?
Student : who started it first?
3) Pledge Of Boys:
India is my nation,
girls r my destination,
dating
is my occupation,
flirting is my profession,
what the hell is this education?
4) One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
the school.”
5) An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
6) Dear God,
Thank u for making me healthy.
Can u also make me sexy?
If u can’t make me sexy,
plz make all my friends fat and ugly.
In the exam hall
In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.
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