The Break-up Letter:
"When we were together, you always promised me that you'd die for me. Now that we've broke-up, I think it's time you to keep your promise!
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A Funny Advertisement Love Letter
My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion).
I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best)
You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me.
This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL ( seriously fresh ) feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones).
If they say no, we will run away and get marry and PHILIPS (let's make things better). They will feel MIRANDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (jo chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who's always ! NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS ( made! For each other).
Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life),
SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable) .
Don't worry; it is new COCA COLA (life ho to aisye!).
Ok bye! I wrote little but PEPSI ( yeh dil mange more ).
LG (digitally yours)
I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best)
You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me.
This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL ( seriously fresh ) feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones).
If they say no, we will run away and get marry and PHILIPS (let's make things better). They will feel MIRANDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (jo chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who's always ! NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS ( made! For each other).
Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life),
SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable) .
Don't worry; it is new COCA COLA (life ho to aisye!).
Ok bye! I wrote little but PEPSI ( yeh dil mange more ).
LG (digitally yours)
A man received a letter
A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you do not promise to send us $100,000, we promise you, we will kidnap your wife."
The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I cannot keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I cannot keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
Funny Love Letter
My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , you are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion) . I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best) . You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ! CALIBE! R (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough) , but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones) . If our fathers say no , we will run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better) . They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA-COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye) . Trust in God who's always NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other. And do not forget that we are WILLS (made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable) . So never forget me. Ok bye!
I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.
Yours
LG (digitally yours).
I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.
Yours
LG (digitally yours).
A Boy Wrote A Love Letter
A Boy Wrote A Love Letter From His Blood For A Medical Girl And Said "Please Give Me Your Reply Soon And Surly". Next Day The Girl Replied...........
Blood Group Is B+
Hemoglobin Is 8gm
Sugar Is 120
Pending Fees Is 180/-
CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS
Blood Group Is B+
Hemoglobin Is 8gm
Sugar Is 120
Pending Fees Is 180/-
CLICK HERE TO E-MAIL THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS
WORLD'S SMALLEST RESIGNATION LETTER
WORLD'S SMALLEST RESIGNATION LETTER
Respected sir,
I love your wife.
Yours sincerely.
Respected sir,
I love your wife.
Yours sincerely.
MATHS TEACHER LOVE LETTER
MATHS TEACHER LOVE LETTER:-
My Dear SweetHeart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
My Dear SweetHeart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
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