The NEWS Headlines In The Future May Be Like This

NEWS HEADLINES IN THE YEAR 3050:

*AN ARTIFICIAL SUN IS INVENTED BY ROBO 3820 OF SCIENTIST PETER CHUNG KUMAR OF AMERICAN- CHINESE-INDIAN-ORIGIN. THE ARTIFICIAL SUN WILL BE LAUNCHED IN THREE WEEKS TIME.

*A NEW DISEASE NAMED 'KUKU' FLU WAS FOUND IN MONKEYS LAST SPECIES OF ANIMALS LEFT ON EARTH.

*THE CONSTRUCTION OF FLYOVER BETWEEN EARTH AND MOON IS TEMPORARILY STOPPED DUE TO THE ALIEN STRIKES

*A NEW LAW IS PASSED BY INTERNATIONAL COURT FOR AIR TRAFFIC TO NOT USE MUSIC SYSTEMS WHILE DRIVING PERSONAL SPACE SHIPS.

*THE REASON FOR DEATH OF LEGENDARY POP SINGER MICHEAL JACKSON WAS DISCOVERED BUT NO ONE IS ALIVE TO BE PUNISHED.

*THIS YEARS OSCARS GOES TO MOVIE " THE ROBOT MILLIONAIRE ".

AND THAT'S ALL FOR NOW..........CONTROL YOUR WEATHER BY USING YOUR PERSONAL WEATHER PROOFS AND WEATHER CHANGING MACHINES. WE WILL MEET YOU ALL IN NEXT FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THEN.........KEEP WATCHING BLUE EARTH NEWS CHANNEL AND ANSWER QUESTIONS ASKED IN BETWEEN AND WIN A HOLIDAY TRIP TO THE PLANET JUPITER.


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A girl removed her jeans and threw

1) A girl removed her jeans and threw it at her boyfriend
And said, “Make me feel like a wife”

Boy removed his jeans too, threw it at his Girl friend
and said “wash both of these”.



2) What r the 3 fastest ways of communication?

A-telephone
B-television
C-tell-a woman



3) Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:

1.Too many questions.
2.Difficult to understand.
3.More explanation is needed.
4.Result is always fail!



4) Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want to be a pilot.
Vinod: I want to be a doctor.
Deepa: I want to be a good mother.
Ravi : I want to help Deepa.