If dentists make hindi movies, what the names would be,
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!
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LAGAAN REMAKE
LAGAAN REMAKE BY RAJIKANT.
SCENE OF CLIMAX : 1 BALL AND 24 RUNS NEEDED
BOWLER BOWLS, RAJNIKANT HITS.....
THEN BALL SPLITS INTO 4 PIECES IN THE AIR AND ALL 4 PIECES GOES FOR SIX
AND INDIA WINS !
SCENE OF CLIMAX : 1 BALL AND 24 RUNS NEEDED
BOWLER BOWLS, RAJNIKANT HITS.....
THEN BALL SPLITS INTO 4 PIECES IN THE AIR AND ALL 4 PIECES GOES FOR SIX
AND INDIA WINS !
IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS
IF BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD, NAMES OF HIS FILMS MAYBE LIKE THIS
1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!
15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
16. Login Karo Sajana
17. Naukar PC Ka
18. 1942 -- A Bug Story
19. Kaho Na Virus Hai
20. Crash Se Crash Tak
21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
22. Password De Ke Dekho
23. Terminal Apna Login Paraya
1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!
15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
16. Login Karo Sajana
17. Naukar PC Ka
18. 1942 -- A Bug Story
19. Kaho Na Virus Hai
20. Crash Se Crash Tak
21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
22. Password De Ke Dekho
23. Terminal Apna Login Paraya
Funny Movie Cricket Climax
Bollywood:-
Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball......
bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man....
the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw,
ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram....
Shahruk wins the match.......
Tollywood:-
Cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power.....
the ball goes far away and umpires are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru wins the match.......
Kollywood:-
Rajni, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power......
the ball splits into "two" 1 half goes to SIX..... The other half goes to four......
Rajini wins the match......
Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball......
bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man....
the ball goes to boundary line Shahrukh runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw,
ShahRukh runs again for 3 , this time fielder tactic fully throws at Keepers end, Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram....
Shahruk wins the match.......
Tollywood:-
Cheeru, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power.....
the ball goes far away and umpires are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru wins the match.......
Kollywood:-
Rajni, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball........
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power......
the ball splits into "two" 1 half goes to SIX..... The other half goes to four......
Rajini wins the match......
Computer Vs. Hindi Films
Computer Vs. Hindi Films:-
1) Pentium III & Pentium I -----Bade miyan Chhote miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
4) F1 - Guide.
5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6) Ctrl Alt Del - AkhriRastaa.
7) CrtlC CtrlV - Duplicate.
8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12) Server -Godfather.
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security -Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
20) Dumb Terminal - Anari.
21) Mouse - Jaanwar.
22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.
23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
24)Temporary file - Khote Sikkey.
25) Operator vs Computer - Mein khiladi Tu Anadi
1) Pentium III & Pentium I -----Bade miyan Chhote miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
4) F1 - Guide.
5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6) Ctrl Alt Del - AkhriRastaa.
7) CrtlC CtrlV - Duplicate.
8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12) Server -Godfather.
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security -Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
20) Dumb Terminal - Anari.
21) Mouse - Jaanwar.
22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.
23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
24)Temporary file - Khote Sikkey.
25) Operator vs Computer - Mein khiladi Tu Anadi
Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For U and ur parents.
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Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
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Girl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
She replied : Higher Studies Man !!!
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Husband on phone “Doctor my wife is pregnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Husband: No this is her husband speaking…
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Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.
Ram opens the door.
Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?
" from which mouth to talk "
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For U and ur parents.
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Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
***************************************************************************************
Girl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
She replied : Higher Studies Man !!!
*************************************************************************************
Husband on phone “Doctor my wife is pregnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Husband: No this is her husband speaking…
*************************************************************************************
Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.
Ram opens the door.
Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?
" from which mouth to talk "
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
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