When do you CONGRATULATE

*Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.



*Four Ants were moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is alone and we are four.



*one good news and one bad news

Good News:

Buy 1 kg Tomato and get Nokia N96 FREE...!!

Bad News:

1 kg. Tomato is 32,000 Rs.!!!!

An elephant falls in love

An elephant falls in love with an ant.
But ant’s parents are against their marriage.

Guess why?

They gave a solid reason:
"Ladke k dat bahar hai"

There are 10 elephants swimming

Question : There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs. There are only 36 legs.

How???

Answer : One elephant was swimming Backstroke!!!

A group of elephants

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by…

What does the loofer elephant say?

Wow… 3600-2400-3600