Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?

1) Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”


2) If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I wll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.


3) Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been a headache!


4) A man enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.

Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?

Man replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.