Bad Morning

There was a Japanese who went to India

There was a Japanese who went to India as a tourist. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport. During the journey, a Honda went very fast leaving the taxi behind. Thereupon, the man said to the taxi driver, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan !!!.

After a while, a Toyota car went very fast leaving the taxi behind and again the Japanese man said , "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"

And then a Mitsubishi went very fast leaving the taxi behind. For the third time, the Japanese said the same thing, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.

Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was 800 rupees. !!!!The Japanese exclaimed, "What??… so expensive!"

There upon, the driver said back, "Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST !!!!!

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What will be the advertisement for petrol in the year 2018?
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Woman has man in it

1) Woman has man in it,
Mrs has mr in it,
Female has male in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
So girls r always incomplete without boys.



2) guy to lady : What is the name of ur car

Lady : I forgot its name but it starts from ‘T’.

guy : ooh...its astonishing......! wonderful.....! your car starts from ‘tea’. My car starts from 'petrol'



3) Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a big car like rohit.
But i really love you!

Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..



4) Consequences of modern life style:

The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.



5) Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 liter



6) He came at night,
Explored my body,
Got on top of me,
Touched me,
He bit, sucked swallowed &
When he was satisfied
He left, i was hurt,
Bloody MOSQUITO!

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A white horse fell in the mud

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guy 1 : What are you doing?

guy 2 : Washing myself, of course

guy 1 : Without soap and water?

guy 2 : Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.

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My heart problem has reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.

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guy1 : There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.

guy2 : Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.

guy1 : I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.

guy2 : You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?

guy1 : In the pool.

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Teacher asks a Computer Student:

What are the 3 latest versions of java?

Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein tere dil,
kya jaan bhi naam tere kar Java o Java Java.

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Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai.

Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.