Boy : I really loved when you cry badly !
Girl : Why is it so, means you enjoy?
Boy: No because that's the only moment you hug me very tightly.
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A girl comes late to class
A girl comes late to class. .
Prof: why are you late? ?
Girl: sir, wo ik ladka mera pecha kar raha tha..........
Prof : to late kyu ho gayee???
Girl: kaminaa bohut slow aa raha tha...
Prof: why are you late? ?
Girl: sir, wo ik ladka mera pecha kar raha tha..........
Prof : to late kyu ho gayee???
Girl: kaminaa bohut slow aa raha tha...
How a boy and girl withdraws cash from ATM?
How a BOY withdraws cash from an ATM?
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
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How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM.?
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
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How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM.?
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on
A Girl comes late to class
A Girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl : One boy was following me,sir.
Teacher:So,What?
Girl : That boy was walking very slow.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl : One boy was following me,sir.
Teacher:So,What?
Girl : That boy was walking very slow.
Need one girl
Hi!...Need one girl to marry......Age no bar, color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but girl's father must have his own Bar........cheers..!!
ONE BOY AND TEN GIRLS
ONE BOY AND TEN GIRLS HANGING IN AN HELICOPTER BY ROPE. THE PILOT SAID OVER LOAD ONE MUST LEAVE.
THE BOY SAID I WILL SACRIFICE...
ALL GIRLS COULD NOT CONTROL THERE EMOTIONS SO THEY CLAPPED..
THE BOY SAID I WILL SACRIFICE...
ALL GIRLS COULD NOT CONTROL THERE EMOTIONS SO THEY CLAPPED..
UKG Boy
UKG son to his mom : I am not going to school anymore
Mom: why?
Son: I am going to do work
Mom: What work you do after studying just UKG ?
Son: I will take tuition for LKG girls
Mom: why?
Son: I am going to do work
Mom: What work you do after studying just UKG ?
Son: I will take tuition for LKG girls
Mother makes her son Intelligent
Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years,
but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 minutes
When I call you:
1 ring means - I’m missing u,
2 ring means - I like u,
3 ring means - I’m thinking of u,
4 ring means - I need u,
5 ring means - Idiot pick up the phone
Son: “Dad, are you getting taller?”
Dad: “No, why do you ask?”
Son: “Because your head is growing through your hair!”
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
Teacher: Ramu,what is far moon or Mumbai?
Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai.
Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean. What should we do to keep our heart clean?
Mona: I do not know. Probably we must eat the soap.
but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 minutes
When I call you:
1 ring means - I’m missing u,
2 ring means - I like u,
3 ring means - I’m thinking of u,
4 ring means - I need u,
5 ring means - Idiot pick up the phone
Son: “Dad, are you getting taller?”
Dad: “No, why do you ask?”
Son: “Because your head is growing through your hair!”
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
Teacher: Ramu,what is far moon or Mumbai?
Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai.
Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean. What should we do to keep our heart clean?
Mona: I do not know. Probably we must eat the soap.
Woman has man in it
1) Woman has man in it,
Mrs has mr in it,
Female has male in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
So girls r always incomplete without boys.
2) guy to lady : What is the name of ur car
Lady : I forgot its name but it starts from ‘T’.
guy : ooh...its astonishing......! wonderful.....! your car starts from ‘tea’. My car starts from 'petrol'
3) Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a big car like rohit.
But i really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
4) Consequences of modern life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
5) Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 liter
6) He came at night,
Explored my body,
Got on top of me,
Touched me,
He bit, sucked swallowed &
When he was satisfied
He left, i was hurt,
Bloody MOSQUITO!
Mrs has mr in it,
Female has male in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
So girls r always incomplete without boys.
2) guy to lady : What is the name of ur car
Lady : I forgot its name but it starts from ‘T’.
guy : ooh...its astonishing......! wonderful.....! your car starts from ‘tea’. My car starts from 'petrol'
3) Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a big car like rohit.
But i really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
4) Consequences of modern life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
5) Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 liter
6) He came at night,
Explored my body,
Got on top of me,
Touched me,
He bit, sucked swallowed &
When he was satisfied
He left, i was hurt,
Bloody MOSQUITO!
A place where papa pays & son plays
1) School: A place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur
Life so that you can die rich.
Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her master’s degree.
2) Human brain is most out standing thing.
It functions 24hrs & 365days.
It functions right from the time we born,
And it stops only when we enter inside the exam hall.
3) Some movie titles related to students:
Exams: Socha na tha
Classes: Kabhi kabhi
Question papers: Na tum jano na hum
Copying: Yaarana
Maths2: Asambhav
Maths1: Mission impossible
Environmental sciences: Pyar mein kabhi kabhi
1st semester: Kuch to hai
2nd semester: Yeh kya ho raha hai
Distinction: Kal ho na ho
1st class: Raju bangaya gentleman
2nd class: Dil mange more
Fail: Phir milenge
4) Girls problems: phone mat karo dear, mom hai near, dad se lagta hai fear,
Baat hoti nahi clear, isliye sms karo dear, without fear and very clear.
5) Once a guy said to a girl: Madam your sandal is very beautiful
Girl said in angry: shall I remove it
Guy said: Madam your jeans is also very beautiful.
6) Do you want Nokia N90 at Rs. 199/- only with FREE SIM card &
1000 SMS and 750 T.T. Free?
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Then
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You have to..
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Just log on to www.SusuKarKeSoja@SapnoMeMilega.com
Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur
Life so that you can die rich.
Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her master’s degree.
2) Human brain is most out standing thing.
It functions 24hrs & 365days.
It functions right from the time we born,
And it stops only when we enter inside the exam hall.
3) Some movie titles related to students:
Exams: Socha na tha
Classes: Kabhi kabhi
Question papers: Na tum jano na hum
Copying: Yaarana
Maths2: Asambhav
Maths1: Mission impossible
Environmental sciences: Pyar mein kabhi kabhi
1st semester: Kuch to hai
2nd semester: Yeh kya ho raha hai
Distinction: Kal ho na ho
1st class: Raju bangaya gentleman
2nd class: Dil mange more
Fail: Phir milenge
4) Girls problems: phone mat karo dear, mom hai near, dad se lagta hai fear,
Baat hoti nahi clear, isliye sms karo dear, without fear and very clear.
5) Once a guy said to a girl: Madam your sandal is very beautiful
Girl said in angry: shall I remove it
Guy said: Madam your jeans is also very beautiful.
6) Do you want Nokia N90 at Rs. 199/- only with FREE SIM card &
1000 SMS and 750 T.T. Free?
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Then
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You have to..
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Just log on to www.SusuKarKeSoja@SapnoMeMilega.com
I hate to see
Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy: I close my eyes.
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