The first topless dance bar of India opened in Mumbai in 1948.
Good News : It is still open
Bad News : The same girls are still dancing.
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Mother makes her son Intelligent
Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years,
but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 minutes
When I call you:
1 ring means - I’m missing u,
2 ring means - I like u,
3 ring means - I’m thinking of u,
4 ring means - I need u,
5 ring means - Idiot pick up the phone
Son: “Dad, are you getting taller?”
Dad: “No, why do you ask?”
Son: “Because your head is growing through your hair!”
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
Teacher: Ramu,what is far moon or Mumbai?
Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai.
Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean. What should we do to keep our heart clean?
Mona: I do not know. Probably we must eat the soap.
but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 minutes
When I call you:
1 ring means - I’m missing u,
2 ring means - I like u,
3 ring means - I’m thinking of u,
4 ring means - I need u,
5 ring means - Idiot pick up the phone
Son: “Dad, are you getting taller?”
Dad: “No, why do you ask?”
Son: “Because your head is growing through your hair!”
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
Teacher: Ramu,what is far moon or Mumbai?
Ramu: Mumbai, because we can see moon, but we cannot see Mumbai.
Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean. What should we do to keep our heart clean?
Mona: I do not know. Probably we must eat the soap.
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