How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
 
Boy : As old as me,
 
Man : How can that be?
 
Boy : He became father only when I was born?

If dentists make hindi movies

If dentists make hindi movies, what the names would be,

*Daant ho na ho
 
*Jaanam brush karo
 
*Aa ab clean karen
 
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
 
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!

TUM BADE HOKAR

TEACHER : TUM BADE HOKAR KYA KAROGE?
 
BOY : SHADI
 
TEACHER : NAHI, MERA MATLAB KYA BANOGE?
 
BOY : DULHA,
 
TEACHER : OHO, I MEAN KYA HASIL KARNA CHAHTE HO?
 
BOY : DULHAN

WO TEEN WORDS

TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BATAO JO SABSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
 
STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA

TEACHER: SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.

I really loved

Boy : I really loved when you cry badly !

Girl : Why is it so, means you enjoy?

Boy: No because that's the only moment you hug me very tightly.

Bullet wala

Bullet wala scooty vali ko: kabhi bullet chalayi hai?

Scooty vali tez karke aage chali gayi.

Bullet vala fir barbar aa ke : kabhi bullet chalayi?

Agay ja ke bullet vale ka accident ho gya

Scooty vali: aaya maza?

Ladka- kamini tabhi to puch rha tha, agar chalayi hai to bata de break kaha hai.

Break-Up Letter

The Break-up Letter:

"When we were together, you always promised me that you'd die for me. Now that we've broke-up, I think it's time you to keep your promise!