Boy asked his dad

Boy asked his dad for a bike...

Dad : why did God give you two legs ?

Boy : one to change gear and other to apply break......!

Two drunks

Two drunks home after a long nite in a club.
One goes over to the mirror and looks into it, and says: "I've seen that face before". The other guy pushes him aside, takes a look in the mirror and laughs.
He says: "of course you have you idiot, it's mine".

Foreigner went to temple

Foreigner went to temple and saw people putting coin in box and praying.
foreigner:wow..How amazing! people are talking to God through coin phone without receiver.
GREAT INDIA.

Har koi

Har koi muskaan mange aapse, har phool khushbo mange aapse. Bhagwan kare ki aapki zindagi mein itni roshni ho, ki bijli gharwale bhi connection mange aapse.

Pappu ki ladai apne uncle se hui, uncle ne pappu ko bahut mara.....

pappu gussa hote hua kabrastan gaya, wahan ek ped se apne uncle ki photo ek daal par latka di


aur niche likha





"COMMING SOON"

BACHCHO KASAM KHAO

TEACHER : BACHCHO KASAM KHAO, KABHI SARAAB KO HAATH NAHI LAGAOGE, JUA NAHI KHELOGE, LADKI KE CHAKKAR ME NAHI FASOGE, AUR DESH KE LIYE APNI JAAN DE DOGE,

BACHCHE : KASAM KHATE HAI SIR, AISE JI KAR BHI KYA KARENGE !

LAGAAN REMAKE

LAGAAN REMAKE BY RAJIKANT.


SCENE OF CLIMAX : 1 BALL AND 24 RUNS NEEDED

BOWLER BOWLS, RAJNIKANT HITS.....

THEN BALL SPLITS INTO 4 PIECES IN THE AIR AND ALL 4 PIECES GOES FOR SIX

AND INDIA WINS !