Har koi

Har koi muskaan mange aapse, har phool khushbo mange aapse. Bhagwan kare ki aapki zindagi mein itni roshni ho, ki bijli gharwale bhi connection mange aapse.

Pappu ki ladai apne uncle se hui, uncle ne pappu ko bahut mara.....

pappu gussa hote hua kabrastan gaya, wahan ek ped se apne uncle ki photo ek daal par latka di


aur niche likha





"COMMING SOON"

BACHCHO KASAM KHAO

TEACHER : BACHCHO KASAM KHAO, KABHI SARAAB KO HAATH NAHI LAGAOGE, JUA NAHI KHELOGE, LADKI KE CHAKKAR ME NAHI FASOGE, AUR DESH KE LIYE APNI JAAN DE DOGE,

BACHCHE : KASAM KHATE HAI SIR, AISE JI KAR BHI KYA KARENGE !

LAGAAN REMAKE

LAGAAN REMAKE BY RAJIKANT.


SCENE OF CLIMAX : 1 BALL AND 24 RUNS NEEDED

BOWLER BOWLS, RAJNIKANT HITS.....

THEN BALL SPLITS INTO 4 PIECES IN THE AIR AND ALL 4 PIECES GOES FOR SIX

AND INDIA WINS !

A MAN TOLD HIS FRIEND

A MAN TOLD HIS FRIEND: YAAR DEKH WOH LADKI MUJE HASKAR DEKH RAHI HAI.......

FRIEND REPLIED: OYE THIK SE DEKH WOH TUJE HAS KAR DEKH RAHI HAI YA TUJE DEKH KAR HAS RAHI HAI.........

papa jaldi meri

son- papa jaldi meri shadi kara do ni to mai dadi se shadi kar lunga.
papa- oye tu meri maa se shadi kyo karenga??
son- kyon,apne b to meri maa se shadi ki hai....

The Blue Whale

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?!