man 1: I have the perfect son.
man 2: Does he smoke?
man 1: No, he doesn't.
man 2: Does he drink whiskey?
man1: No, he doesn't.
man 2: Does he ever come home late?
man1: No, he doesn't.
man 2: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
man 1: He will be six months old next Wednesday
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
One Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory &
Asked " Do You Remember Anyone Now ?
I Told Your Name Then God Smiled & Said
" Some Virus Can't Be Formatted "
What is the
thinnest book in the
world?
What Men know
about Women
The boy fell in love with a girl at second sight because in first sight he didn't know that she was very rich.
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the mental institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doctor, I can't swim!"
