Alibaba and Forty Thieves

In those days, it was Alibaba and Forty Thieves

Now

it is Alibaba and Thirty Thieves

WHY?

What happened?
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Recession Boss!!!

Alibaba has removed ten thieves from his group…

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You will marry

You will marry by all means. If you get a good wife then you will be very happy. If you get a bad wife you will become a philosopher.

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Gift

Wife: Last night I saw you in a dream that you gifted me jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah........ and I saw your dad was paying the bill!

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A boy tells

A boy tells his mother that he has seen a boy and a girl sitting at the top of the roof and kissing. His mother tells him that they are going to get married.

Then the boy asks his mother: When is dad going to marry the maid?

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Photo In Wallet

Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. What is the reason?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how big, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am in your life?

Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can be greater than this one?

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Choices

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband: Yes....What are my choices?

Wife: Yes or No.

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Expiry Date

Wife: What are you doing?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing...? You have been reading our marriage certificate from two hours.

Husband: I was looking for the expiry date.

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