What is the height of technical over dose?
A software professional falling from the roof of a building and shouting F1...F1.. F1... instead of help......
Two Lovers
Two Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies
Once there was an Engineer & a Doctor
Once there was an Engineer & a Doctor planning to sell their brains.
Engineer: Because I am an engineer I would sell my brain for 1 million dollars.
Doctor : I think i should demand 5 million dollars. We save others lives and we are the doctors.
Meanwhile a Friend of them (who was listening to these guys)suddenly says:Thats all, this is the cost of your brains, can you guess how much I would sell my brain?
Both engineer & doctor says : How much?
Friend : " I would sell my brain for 50 billion dollars!". To this ,with great amazement both engineer & doctor ask him "Why,what's great in your brain ? He says: because I have never used my brain.
Engineer: Because I am an engineer I would sell my brain for 1 million dollars.
Doctor : I think i should demand 5 million dollars. We save others lives and we are the doctors.
Meanwhile a Friend of them (who was listening to these guys)suddenly says:Thats all, this is the cost of your brains, can you guess how much I would sell my brain?
Both engineer & doctor says : How much?
Friend : " I would sell my brain for 50 billion dollars!". To this ,with great amazement both engineer & doctor ask him "Why,what's great in your brain ? He says: because I have never used my brain.
Two husbands were searching for their missing wives
Two husbands were searching for their missing wives.
One asked another : How does she look.....
Replied : She is fair, tall, good looking, wearing jeans and top etc. Etc. What
about yours...............?
First one: Forget about mine. Let's search for yours.........
One asked another : How does she look.....
Replied : She is fair, tall, good looking, wearing jeans and top etc. Etc. What
about yours...............?
First one: Forget about mine. Let's search for yours.........
Different types of Marketing
Different types of Marketing:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... "
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising. .."
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing. .."
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations... "
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition. .."
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... "
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising. .."
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing. .."
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations... "
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition. .."
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."
Think well.........work well
Think well.........work well.......eat well........sleep well.........play well and throw your phone in the same well...........because your are not messaging me
Behind Every Successful Student
Behind Every Successful Student there is Good Teacher.But what about Failed Student............Beautiful Teacher.
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