Lie

In this entire world. On an average, a person tells four lies per day.....1460 a year!

and the most common Lie is.......

`I AM FINE!`

The best gifts to be given

The best gifts to be given...

To a Friend-Honesty.

To an Enemy-Forgiveness.

To Parents-Gratefulness.

To God-Your Life.

To me-Your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, Fashion accessories, etc.,,

Social Message

A Social Message To All My Friends and brothers:-
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling......
Because fish swim in water without wearing pampers......!!!

Paani

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

About

Those beautiful eyes,

that incredible body,

intelligent brain,

a sexy lips,

nice smile ...... but

that is enough about me.....

Now....tell me about you.

Shadi Ke din

Baap : beta shadi ke din sasural walay
ghadi dein to tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein to tu car mang lena,
dukan dien to tu ghar...

Beta: Daddy ladki dein to uski maa mang lun ?

Similarity

Teacher: What is the similarity between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev ?

Student: All of them were born on Indian government holidays!