Paani

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

About

Those beautiful eyes,

that incredible body,

intelligent brain,

a sexy lips,

nice smile ...... but

that is enough about me.....

Now....tell me about you.

Shadi Ke din

Baap : beta shadi ke din sasural walay
ghadi dein to tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein to tu car mang lena,
dukan dien to tu ghar...

Beta: Daddy ladki dein to uski maa mang lun ?

Similarity

Teacher: What is the similarity between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev ?

Student: All of them were born on Indian government holidays!

Longest Sentence

Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

Student: Life imprisonment!

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:

Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.

Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa - Aag lage is college main.

Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:

Maa - Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna

Papa - Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR

Maa - Naukri hee kharab thee

Papa - Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


BIRTHDAY PAR

Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.

Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


SHAADI PAR

Maa - Sadaa Sukhi Raho

Papa - Khush Raho

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


BACHHA HONE PAR

Maa - Bilkul mere bete par gaya / gayi hai

Papa - Khush Raho

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:

Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.

Papa - Mard ban.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


MORAL OF THE STORY:

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte...

A girl comes late to class

A girl comes late to class. .

Prof: why are you late? ?

Girl: sir, wo ik ladka mera pecha kar raha tha..........

Prof : to late kyu ho gayee???

Girl: kaminaa bohut slow aa raha tha...