About

Those beautiful eyes,

that incredible body,

intelligent brain,

a sexy lips,

nice smile ...... but

that is enough about me.....

Now....tell me about you.

Shadi Ke din

Baap : beta shadi ke din sasural walay
ghadi dein to tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein to tu car mang lena,
dukan dien to tu ghar...

Beta: Daddy ladki dein to uski maa mang lun ?

Similarity

Teacher: What is the similarity between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak Dev ?

Student: All of them were born on Indian government holidays!

Longest Sentence

Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

Student: Life imprisonment!

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:

Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.

Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa - Aag lage is college main.

Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:

Maa - Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna

Papa - Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR

Maa - Naukri hee kharab thee

Papa - Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


BIRTHDAY PAR

Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.

Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


SHAADI PAR

Maa - Sadaa Sukhi Raho

Papa - Khush Raho

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


BACHHA HONE PAR

Maa - Bilkul mere bete par gaya / gayi hai

Papa - Khush Raho

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain


LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:

Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.

Papa - Mard ban.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


MORAL OF THE STORY:

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte...

A girl comes late to class

A girl comes late to class. .

Prof: why are you late? ?

Girl: sir, wo ik ladka mera pecha kar raha tha..........

Prof : to late kyu ho gayee???

Girl: kaminaa bohut slow aa raha tha...

Boy asked his dad

Boy asked his dad for a bike...

Dad : why did God give you two legs ?

Boy : one to change gear and other to apply break......!