Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Student: Life imprisonment!
Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte
RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa - Aag lage is college main.
Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
Maa - Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna
Papa - Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR
Maa - Naukri hee kharab thee
Papa - Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
BIRTHDAY PAR
Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
SHAADI PAR
Maa - Sadaa Sukhi Raho
Papa - Khush Raho
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
BACHHA HONE PAR
Maa - Bilkul mere bete par gaya / gayi hai
Papa - Khush Raho
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:
Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa - Mard ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte...
Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa - Aag lage is college main.
Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
Maa - Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna
Papa - Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR
Maa - Naukri hee kharab thee
Papa - Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
BIRTHDAY PAR
Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
SHAADI PAR
Maa - Sadaa Sukhi Raho
Papa - Khush Raho
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
BACHHA HONE PAR
Maa - Bilkul mere bete par gaya / gayi hai
Papa - Khush Raho
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain
LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:
Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa - Mard ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte...
A girl comes late to class
A girl comes late to class. .
Prof: why are you late? ?
Girl: sir, wo ik ladka mera pecha kar raha tha..........
Prof : to late kyu ho gayee???
Girl: kaminaa bohut slow aa raha tha...
Prof: why are you late? ?
Girl: sir, wo ik ladka mera pecha kar raha tha..........
Prof : to late kyu ho gayee???
Girl: kaminaa bohut slow aa raha tha...
Boy asked his dad
Boy asked his dad for a bike...
Dad : why did God give you two legs ?
Boy : one to change gear and other to apply break......!
Dad : why did God give you two legs ?
Boy : one to change gear and other to apply break......!
Two drunks
Two drunks home after a long nite in a club.
One goes over to the mirror and looks into it, and says: "I've seen that face before". The other guy pushes him aside, takes a look in the mirror and laughs.
He says: "of course you have you idiot, it's mine".
One goes over to the mirror and looks into it, and says: "I've seen that face before". The other guy pushes him aside, takes a look in the mirror and laughs.
He says: "of course you have you idiot, it's mine".
Foreigner went to temple
Foreigner went to temple and saw people putting coin in box and praying.
foreigner:wow..How amazing! people are talking to God through coin phone without receiver.
GREAT INDIA.
foreigner:wow..How amazing! people are talking to God through coin phone without receiver.
GREAT INDIA.
Har koi
Har koi muskaan mange aapse, har phool khushbo mange aapse. Bhagwan kare ki aapki zindagi mein itni roshni ho, ki bijli gharwale bhi connection mange aapse.
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